I think there should be some kind of psychology test (or an IQ test) before people could sign up and use the internet. Sometimes I just feel that most people are only online to create drama and be assholes to everyone else (and some people just suck at living!)

*User logs on to his ISP and message appears*: "Please answer the following questions before using the internet: n1.... n2.... n3.... n999....."
"Processing......."
"Sorry, you are too much of an asshole to be on the internet."
*PC bursts into flames!!*